Aw... poor baby...life's such a bummer, is it?
Well frankly, we're not impressed by your gutless whining
and anyway THAT was just a little bit too fast for our taste.
No-one's ever really THAT clear-cut...
and the fact that you were so quick to respond
suggests that you weren't being really
...I dunno... HONEST with us...

Goddamit... this is a RESPECTABLE cult!!!

So if you're serious about membership
you'll have to

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